Red Devils

What's going on, lads? I know it's still kind of early in the season but 4th place standing? Huh? I really have to get the Fox Soccer Channel back on the Direct TV listing. Feeling a little bit out of the loop with my mates, Manchester United. Just the thought of Chelsea taking it all again makes my insides hurt (but not too bad, it's only a charming sport for chrissakes). Unfortunately, Chelsea's already in 1st. Boo.