whew. i am not a rotting human carcass.

i effin' love realage.com! they have this free test that takes info from numerous areas of yer life (like health background, what you eat, stress factors, how you exercise, etc) and mashes them together to tell you whether you're a large piece of rotting human shit or a shiny happy "younger" snapper who can justifiably turn yer nose up to yer actual calendar age. i take this test every few years and found that my innards are still younger than the blistery old year of 27.9. in fact, they say i'm 2.7 years younger than that awful number. the only bullshit factor you have to get around in taking this type of test is all the new age vitamin crap they are trying to sell you from start to finish. go forth and discover thine actual age, mo fo!