computers for retards

Monday morning, day 1 of my first new job in 5 years. I'm a little jittery but only because I'm not yet privvy to the general routine of my future days here. And also could be because I'm typing this on a PC. Yep, a PC. Let me say that again just so it sinks in.... Peeee Ceeeeee. Pretty weak. I had to give up my little G4 laptop that I've had here at the D-bomb for the past 3 years for a huge and pathetically outdated breadmaking machine. The poor IT Department dude literally had to pry the aforementioned laptop from my fingers. I suppose it could be worse. Bloody hell, everything could be worse. Blah blah. Welp enough chit chat. I'm going to go now and get acquainted with the other computer system in my office-- the Avid.