Well son of a-

Okay Apple, you win. I will sign my entire weekly paycheck over to your empire. I do not need to eat. I simply need your smaller and infinately fascinating computer products. Grrrr. Check this new addition out. Oh Nano! This Island Earth can be yours for the small price of $249 (for the 4GB). And it comes in black. Classy.


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