VMA Shite

I didn't watch the 3 hour debacle in its entirety but what I did see was a bunch of pissed off awkward looking celebs standing around in a large auditorium. Ah, but no one can lighten up the room like my super-duper favorite, R.Kelly can! His contribution to the world of music is pure magic.

Now call me crazy and maybe I'm just seeing things but our own Disney-bred, Hillary Duff seems to have had her nose hacked at-- in addition to the massive horse veneers that have appeared recently. Oh, and I think she might want to get that yellow skin on her shoulders checked out. I hear they call that "jaundice' and it kills your liver.