L is not for Lauren

It's for loser. Ever have a day where no matter what you do, you're always one or two seconds behind where you should be? You know, the place in time where things actually happen. And I'm talking like split seconds behind. To the point where you know if you consciously do something about it (like walk faster) it actually makes it exponentially worse. That was me today. Weeeee.

On the brighter side, I got my new guitar today- the Danelectro. It's everything I hoped and need it to be. A lovely new comic will be served up later this weekend so stay tuned.