In the history of great news headlines...

Someone please nominate this one for an award.

on cnn.com front page:

CARTOON PROTESTS TURN DEADLY

If you're actually interested in the story, go here

Also up for consideration are:

SUICIDAL ROBOT ON LUNAR MISSION MYSTERIOUSLY LOSES CONTACT WITH EARTH
and
BOY FINDS FIREWORKS AND PLAYBOYS IN PARENT'S CLOSET, RESULTS IN BLOODY STANDOFF